Archive for March, 2009

Some montages just don’t make any sense. What motivates someone to make an entire David Cook montage about his teeth? I can understand the montages that focus on the sexy looks or maybe a tour or something…but teeth?

I’m not sure what’s more disturbing – the montage or the fact that there is a song called My Shiny Teeth and Me.

Watch at your own risk. The song, as dorky as it may be, is kind of catchy.

For how a montage really should be done, check out David Cook’s 2000 Kissable Places montage below. Apparently, 1376 of them are somewhere in his crotch area. No wonder he’s afraid of his fans.

Paula Abdul wore this lovely outfit to the Kid’s Choice Awards. I know she’s just trying to fit in, but crikey. The sad thing is if you put your finger over her head, the outfit is kind of hot in a gothy sort of way. Paste Megan Fox’s head on that and you’d totally be digging it. But on Paula…just weird.

p.s. Paula – Adam Lambert is gay so you can stop trying to impress him by dressing like him.

source: getty

Nick Cannon is sporting a GIANT “Mariah” tattoo on his back while Nick and Mariah Carey celebrated her 39th birthday in Barbados. You just know Mariah made him do it and probably thinks it’s not big enough. There’s a nice open space under it for a portrait of Mariah.

source: splashnewsonline.com

After pics of Zac Efron appeared showing he had some eye wax, a paparzzi or some random dude threw q-tips at him. Poor Zac! I didn’t put the pic here of Zac’s ear wax because yuck, just yuck.

I love how one Q-Tip gets stuck in Vanessa Hudgens hair. Sadly, a paparazzi guy pulls it out of her hair.

TMZ has pics of the hooker after ShamWow’s Vince Shlomi hit her after she tried to bite his tongue off. I’m not posting them here because they make me want to barf – I hate when whites of people’s eyes get all red like that – blech!

I still don’t know why she would bite his tongue like that and how sad is it that Vince is paying for sex. Do you think he just likes hookers or that he can’t get a chick because regular girls are like, Hey, you’re that ShamWow guy or can’t stand his annoying voice.

So, anyways, if you want to see a hooker with two black eyes and various other bruises, head on over to TMZ.

If, instead, you’d rather have a giggle, watch the ShamWow dub above.

I found more info on the Swedish triplets Kelii, Rock, and Izzy Landeberg (otherwise known as Daisy of Love contestants 84, 85, and 86) on the Santa Monica College web site. I have no clue which is which. I’m sure someone out there can tell just by the number of hair spikes or something.

This appears to be their myspace and this is their band Snake of Eden‘s myspace. Here’s a video of them too.

Hollywood blues rock n roll

Kris Allen seems like the sweet, quiet kid, but a bunch of pictures of him are turning up where he seems like a party boy! Top Idol has a bunch of frat boy looking pics of him doing various goofy things with other guys (like a 5 man sandwich…poor guy on the bottom).

Here he is with eyeliner! Maybe that’s why him and Adam Lambert get along so well. I cropped out the other people in the pic because let’s face it, we only care about Kris!

Oh.My.God. Anoop Desai from American Idol has some crazy fans and they apparently have waaaaay too much time on their hands. Or at least enough to compose an entire song about Anoop set to INXS’s New Sensation. Thanks to Top Idol for finding/posting this.

Note: An Anoop Sensation may cause burning, itching, or gas with oily discharge. If you experience an Anoop Sensation that lasts more than 4 hours, see a doctor.

Lollipop Head is when you have someone so skinny their head looks big and round in comparison,  so that they look like a lollipop. Cameron Diaz has got a bad case of it here. Maybe it’s just the angle but lordy, something is just not right.

Here’s another pic of Pam Anderson from the same night, but she’s looking totally fuglicious here. It’s like the new, revised, hot Pam just got overtaken by the old fuggy Pam. The wig is looking all a mess and the eyes don’t look so refreshed. Hmm. Maybe the other photographer was using the Glamour Shots Old Lady filter (and yes, it does exist…embarrassingly enough, I used to work there eons ago!).