Archive for April, 2009

Kirstie Alley lost 75 pounds from 2005 to 2007 while on Jenny Craig and she even became their spokeswoma. But shortly after appearing on Oprah in a bathing suit, she began regaining the weight she had lost. People reports:

The actress, who last February announced she would be developing her own weight-loss brand, admits, “In a way it’s sort of … crazy. We’re in the middle of a recession, and I decide, yes, I’m going to create my own business … I’m going to lose 80 pounds … I’m going to be in a bikini again.

You know what’s really crazy? An obese woman who can’t keep her weight off developing her own weight-loss brand. I’m sorry but it’s just not right. I know Kirstie’s thinking is probably what better way to get motivated than to start her own weight-loss brand and who better to run it than someone who struggles with their weight. But, you wouldn’t take driving lessons from a blind man, would you?

This is a pretty personal issue to me as one of my other sites is a diet support forum that I have run ever since losing and maintaining my weight loss so I know how hard it is to lose and maintain when life gets in the way. But you just have to do it and you just have to make the right choices every day, every meal, every moment of the day and set an example for yourself before you set an example for others. Kirstie is not there yet and has no business counseling others. IMO.

Shanna Moakler, the co-director of the Miss California pageant and former pageant winner, told Access Hollywood that the Miss California pageant paid for Carrie Prejean’s boob job. Carrie got the implants just weeks before the Miss USA pageant.

“Did you guys pay for it?” Billy Bush of Access Hollywood asked Shanna directly.

“Yes,” Shanna said. “We did.”

The Miss California pageant has been trying to contact her, but failing.

“We’ve tried really hard [to get in contact] and she keeps referring us to her mother and her PR person,” Shanna claimed. “That’s also sad for me… because, you know, there’s no hate here. I don’t hate Carrie Prejean. I supported her and I still stand behind her.”

“Since you can’t communicate, when do you say, ‘Alright, come back and follow the Miss California itinerary and get on board or we’re going to fire you?’” Billy asked.

“I guess we’re all going to have to wait and see how that plays out because I don’t have the answers for that,” Shanna said.

Do you know why they can’t get in touch with Miss CA? Because she’s been focusing all her energy starring in a $1.5 million ad campaign funded by the National Organization for Marriage – that’s why!

According to the group, the ad will call “gay marriage advocates to account for their unwillingness to debate the real issue: gay marriage has consequences.”

Because opposite marriage (marriage between a man and a woman to you normal people) has NO consequences like divorce, cheating, etc. Right? She says:

“I am just here to protect marriage,” said Prejean, 21. “The National Organization for Marriage basically just respects marriages and people who support it. I am here to protect traditional marriage.”

Why don’t you work on the heterosexual marriage divorce rate first and call us back when you’ve gotten that all taken care of – that’s a much larger threat to traditional marriage than gay people ever were.

Ryan gave not one, but two and possibly even three shoutouts to American Idol’s Lighting Designer, Keiran Healy, the very same day I named Keiran as Hump Day Hottie? Something to the effect of:

“Keiran, bring down the lights!”

Coincidence? I think not.

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Slow motion huggles are the best. It’s like a hug and a stroke, a hug and a stroke, and then a big SQUEEZE! I also love how Ryan tries to intercept Kris and manages to get one pat in, but Kris ain’t having none of it! He makes a beeline to Adam like Ryan doesn’t even exist and Ryan has to retract his hand quickly before it gets caught in between the two. Adam gives Kris some back pats and a shoulder squeeze and sends him on to safety with a smile (while possibly dying a little inside). Ryan goes for attempt #2, but Kris really isn’t in the mood. That’s not relief on Kris’ face. It’s pure sadness.

All kidding aside, Adam is so gracious at what must have been a heart-wrenching moment. But he looks truly and genuinely happy for Kris being safe. Adam puts on a strong front because after all, he is the consummate performer. But, he let his guard down at one point. Let’s not ever give Adam a case of the sads again!

Credit again to firefly for the awesome flash animation.

So for the past few weeks, I kept hearing about how Pamela Anderson was going to be at the opening of the strip club/steakhouse and how PETA was all mad because Pamela has been such a huge PETA supporter. Then, I heard Samantha Ronson was DJing there. Odd, I thought, but hey, it’s a gig. Apparently, Samantha doesn’t read the news or watch TV or even read her own booking emails very carefully because she didn’t realize it was a strip club and was pissed off when she found out. She of course took to Twitter as reported by US Weekly:

“Note to self: read the whole email … before saying yes to DJ gigs,” she wrote. “Sapphire??? Oops!”

Ronson, who refused to pose for photos or do interviews, worked the DJ booth as Sapphire dancers performed provocatively right in front of her. Still, Ronson focused on her music and did not look at the performers once.

“The silver lining to my night — it has never been more appropriate for me to play ‘Make it Rain,’” Ronson wrote on her Twitter page later in the evening.

It’s ok, Samantha. Shannen Doherty got duped too. Club promoters got a nasty backhand from Karma though. Pamela Anderson showed up looking shiteous so I guess they got tricked into thinking they had hired someone hot.

This made me LOL. I know Kara Dioguardi just rambles on, you know Kara just rambles on, and Kradam especially knows Kara just rambles on. Only they can’t just tell her to Shut the Fuck Up! Because that would be rude. So they sit there, pretending to listen, while secretly imagining all the sexytimes that are going to happen later. Kris is about to cut a bitch for Kara’s comment about her mouth always being open around Adam. You know he’s thinking, “Slutty whore, shut your trap! That’s my job!”

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That was way to close for my liking. I never want to see that nervous look on Adam’s face again! Splitting up the Kradam is like taking away the gooey white center from an Oreo. Both parts are good on their own, but so much better together!

Epic Kradam stare! Who can resist Kris’ puppy dog eyes. Obviously, not Adam. Kris is forcing himself to keep his hands in his pockets. I know that elbow touch – it’s the one me and my girlfriend use when we want to hold hands but can’t! They have a whole stage to stand on – but Kradam needs to touch at a time like this. I just want to push their hands together already. Can you feel the electricity? It’s really off the charts.

Adam can’t take the stress any longer and needs some release!

Ryan can’t keep his grubby hands off Kris. He knows Kris is safe but just has to make Adam sweat it out that Ryan may potentially have Kris all to himself now. Matt just wants someone to love.

When Kris is announced safe, Adam does a little drumbeat on Kris back. Then, he can’t seem to let go. The realization that this could be the last night of Kradam is sinking in. Even when Kris turns to hug Matt, Adam keeps in contact.

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Ryan is sporting the tie bar. Kradam envy. Simon’s wearing his ratty old white undershirt – there’s a string loose on the back.  Kradam in the group number! Hooray! Cake mess in the mansion video – all Danny’s fault! Notice Kradam was not participating!

They’re doing the pick and choose thing.  Matt’s on one side. Danny’s on the other. Allison is next to Danny. Kradam moment. Adam is looking very seriously at Kris. Kris is next to Matt. Adam is last.  Ahh they’re making him choose! Ahhh – Adam rejects Kris and Matt and goes to the other side but chose wrong! Adam, Kris, and Matt are the bottom three! WTF! Kradam does not deserve to be in the bottom three!

Natalie Cole is looking like a giantess compared to Ryan. Aww Kradam backstage with Matt looking nervous. Now Taylor Hicks is performing. America, do you really want another Taylor Hicks? Because that’s what you’re going to get if Danny wins.

Ryan says Kris is going back to safety. Adam gives Kris multiple back pats. Aww, Kris and Adam hug hard as Kris goes to safety. Don’t split up the Kradam! It would be like a cupcake without frosting!!!

Whew! Matt’s gone and Adam is safe. That was too fucking close.

As they watch Matt sing, Kradam is standing together again. Hope Kris comforts Adam tonight – that was scary!

Since I’m still patiently waiting for my donated Opalite Leather Rock Band to get here *ahem* (foot tapping impatiently), my pyschic abilities are not as strong as they could be. However, I predict that tonight there will be at least 1 Kradam huggle, 2 Kris-on-Adam back pats, some major googoo eyes from Adam to Kris, and potentially some nervous lip licking.

So, I fell in love with the Leather Rockbands by Lee Dahlberg until I saw the price. Wah! I think Leather Rockbands should sponsor me! Or donate a Small Black Vintage Leather Rock Band with Circle Opalite Stone to the cause (aka me!). Let’s examine the reasons why:

• The Opalite stabilizes mood swings. I think we can all tell from my caffeine-fueled ramblings on all things Kradam that I could use some stabilization.
• It also purifies the blood. Lord knows that I could use some purification. I just did a strip mall bar crawl for gooodness sakes. I’m more Toxic than a Britney Spears video.
• It strengthens your eternal fire – everyone’s eternal fire could use some strengthening, but mine especially – I’m always freakin’ cold!
• Opalite is the psychic stone. What better gift to a celebrity gossip site than pyschic abilities! No more relying on TMZ or Perez Hilton. Those bitches will come to me!
• The Opalite drives you to your goals…and my goal is to get this Opalite Rock Band on my wrist! But it’s a chicken and egg thing – my goal is the Opalite, but without the Opalite, I can’t achieve my goal! What a conundrum!
• Lastly, it opens the Crown Chakra. I’m really not sure what exactly my crown chakra is or why it needs opening (until I google it), but I guarantee you, IT DOES need opening. Pronto!

So, there’s my case Lee Dahlberg. Hook a girl up, will ya? July 10. Plenty of time! No? *sigh* Hmm, what if everyone donated 10 cents to the Get Candy an Opalite Leather Rockband fund? No? *sigh* Looks like I’ll be working some overtime…

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